Blech. Who don’t we love? Writers with the clever concepts who end up with sappy, crappy teen novels dressed up as super-fly cutting edge fiction. This book promised to be great– a dystopia that features “The Cure” for aging, whereby our social tendencies sour, marriages fall apart, Russia explodes under a tyrannical despot and America turns into a post-carbon nuclear mess. Could make for some real conflict. But no, this Maxim, NBC, Deadspin writer just goes for titties and shotgun scenes time and time again. Don’t waste your time with this one.